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In the month of May in the year 1994, a chinese vietnamese baby was born in the glamorous city of San Jose, California. Zeus personally named the child, Jeffrey, and sent him on a journey...

don’t forget who you are Jeffrey and where you come from!

6 months ago
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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: miserable-wbu)

8 months ago
492,052 notes

Been doing so much self introspection these past few months on coming to terms with who I am, or rather who I think I am. The journey has had some ups and downs, but thats how life is. I can’t expect to ride my bike without speed bumps in the way, right? Hopefully I can stay in this objective mindset and continue to work on improving myself as a person and step onto the path of righteousness. TALLY HO BITCHES

1 year ago
2 notes
Not giving a fuck isn’t about not giving a fuck. It’s about fully embracing your natural capability to effortlessly weather any amount of suffering, loss, or change. In essence, it’s about pleasantly floating while the whole world frantically swims. And, if you’re good, it’s about teaching others to float with you. After all, life is better with company.
oroliga:

intoxicated-wonderland:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Well, this dope dude.
this is gonna get a shit load of notes

this is coolllllll

oroliga:

intoxicated-wonderland:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

Well, this dope dude.

this is gonna get a shit load of notes

this is coolllllll

(Source: smelliott, via givemeyourfirstbornchild)

8 months ago
940,682 notes

missforensicanthropologist:

phan-equals-phriendship:

fujisalci:

where-is-the-misha:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE @#!*% .

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS @#!*% IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the @#!*% salt!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lliff9eOyl1qb3ygk.gif

Oh my god

i dont get it????

SOMEONE EXPLAIN BEFORE I GO MAD

whattttttt

(Source: jesscookie, via cloudzer0)

10 months ago
774,700 notes

I cried this morning… it was beautiful..

11 months ago
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newyorkshows:

hasa—diga—eebowai:

livejamie:

Asking random New Yorkers with headphones on what song they are listening to.

I love this. It’s so interesting

(via ass2phat)

1 year ago
122,249 notes